Rhianna

26 - She/Her - BA in English - 2032 Presidential Candidate

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

Imagine if halfway through feeding the 5,000 Jesus was like, “Alright I’ve helped enough. The rest of you really need to learn how to fish and support yourselves. It’ll help you in the long run.”

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

Ok but…..

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

I used to survive on Red Bull and a sense of youthful arrogance.
Now I survive on Aleve and Tylenol.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the only sensible choice for speaker of the house

[Christen Press @ChristenPress]

Women should not have to win to have our voices heard.

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

DeSantis’ reaction to the polls is very much like a 7 year old who “wasn’t even playing anyways”

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

I should’ve never doubted Elizabeth Banks, cause Cocaine Bear is a work of art

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Nice to see we've come full-circle from this moment.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

“I hate small talk” oh ok. what are your thoughts on the the Louisiana Purchase

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

good friend is late 20s. in shape, has £10,000 a year, lives in a fine house with some of the finest woods in the country. but he’s consistently ghosted, ignored, or told “you’re the last man in the world i could be prevailed upon to marry.” modern women are broken.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

is there a thing on earth that men won't ruin

[RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade]

My feeling is that Duolingo has to accept responsibility for his own sadness

[Gretchen Ronnevik @garonnevik]

Today at church, one family sat in the 2nd row--not their normal row. That pushed the family who normally sits in the 2nd row to the 3rd row--our normal row. So we sat in the 4th row, and the older couple who usually sits behind us was like "what's happening?"

It was chaos.

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

Blippy for the halftime show next year.
Think of the children.

[Rhianna @RhiTrader]

The refs were KC’s best players

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

the ADHD urge to chug a bunch of water at once because you just realized you haven’t had any all day

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Next up: AFC Championship

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

You can pray before meals but be a jerk to the waitstaff.
You can read the Bible every morning but go to work and exploit people.
You can “evangelize” on the street corners but ignore unhoused folks next to you.

Without a Christlike posture, our Christian practices don’t matter.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'pantophobia' (19th century): a fear of/anxiety over absolutely everything.