@theandrewgram 6. Barbie Dangerous – Clocked tea but didn’t go hard enough 🫣
7. Ex-Housewife Lovelly – Messy but entertaining 🔥
8. Ex-Housewife King Neptune – Villain vibes but losing control 😬
9.Andrew – Got dragged and didn’t clap back 😑
@theandrewgram Ranking the Housewives from last night’s episode:
1. LA – Still the head bitch in charge 👑
2. Tha Don *– Unmatched with the reads
3. Big Rah – Stayed unbothered and loyal 💯
4. Kamil – Stepped it up and found their place 👀
5. Fab Life – Stunning but, yeah i aint like det
Lastly, JB—boooooo, you are NOT a therapist! I don’t know why you keep trying to analyze everyone’s feelings when you can barely hold your own. Like, maybe stick to what you’re good at, because that counseling session last night? Child, you should have sat that one out.
Oh, the mess that was the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Gag City—I’m still gagging, honey! It was diabolical, it was shady, it was a masterpiece of chaos! Like, if you need a guide on how to serve a hot, boiling pot of drama, THIS is the episode you point to. #RHOGC
Now, Barbie Dangerous, my girl, you were so close to bringing it all. We needed just a little bit more from you, but I will always stan how you clocked the tea on time. You were in and out like a surgical operation, and honestly, I respect the finesse.