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me ride majestic

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

BREAKING: Graham Platner has just signed a 2 year contract with the Washington Wizards

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

One of these bags has affordable Medicare in it & the rest are just funny sunglasses & hats from the Photo Booth

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Piles of garbage from Taylor Swift’s wedding have sold out, after being listed for $25/bag.

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@NoahGarfinkel

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

This is what conservatives are reduced to when trying to own Zohran

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Oh crap. This is where they’re gonna feed people like me to the lions in like a year

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

Tonight really makes me miss the good old days of being embarrassed about the game 6 Detroit loss. Instead of the inhumane crime against dignity in Madison square garden tonight

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Richard Jefferson, you can’t call our 2 bigs “the twin towers” when we’re playing IN… NEW YORK #neverforget

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Lemon, I'm going to need you to babysit my nephew for the night. His name's Timmy something or other. Try not to embarrass yourself.

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

Who would want to buy a corner? If I bought one, it’d be the biggest most beautiful golden corner you’ve ever seen

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: What’s a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. Who the hell wrote this?

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@pubity Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed

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I mean maybe it wasn’t a lot but the normal amount of blood while I’m shitting is zero

[H🫤RCHY @RHorchy]

I don’t want to get too political but I shit put a lot of blood this morning

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I wish I was on his level of genius to understand how this will get rid of the Mexicans and keep trans people out of my bathroom but what do I know?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump administration has announced it plans to dismantle the US Forest Service.

All 10 regional offices are set to close in addition to over 50 research labs.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Arrival

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

I have a book of comics coming out