Rob Hamilton-Smith

Pseudo Prod mgr/Data Scientist, Mountain Biker, Ski Tourer, Writer, ex photographer. Dad and Husband.

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

https://t.co/2hF1cJSgxG

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

Thanks to Postcard Elba for sharing "Faux Naïf - Walking On The Moon" https://t.co/t6IMIc8eZf

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ultimate_indie https://t.co/3UPvYWDH7N

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

Check out my new single "Procrastinate" distributed by @DistroKid and live on Spotify! https://t.co/ekhFBrg1fp

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@VRutgar @ejrushing Just a kind direction to help your poem about going the toilet better 😜

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@VRutgar @ejrushing Don’t forget the ‘to’ part in your poem.

[Elizabeth Rushing @ejrushing]

And now for something completely different…

Here with a song I wrote with my band last week. It’s about how strange it can feel sometimes to carry out mundane, everyday tasks while wars old and new rage on.

We hope it brings you something ❤️

https://t.co/uEEG1MKd5f

[vfung @thespringworm]

Amazed by the hidden talent and angelic voice of my former colleague ⁦@IDMC_Geneva⁩ ⁦@ejrushing⁩ https://t.co/b0VrZnBg2c

[Chloe Sydney @ChloeAnneSydney]

"Watching cities collapse, little hands reach from a train... people fleeing their homes from bombs falling like rain, it drives you insane."

If this resonates with you, listen to Faux Naïf's new single, "Washing My Face", sung by the amazing @ejrushing.
https://t.co/WHF2vl0lS9

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ChloeAnneSydney @ejrushing Thanks for sharing.

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@russelltovey you’ve got my ears. Well done on a lack of cartilage! #earbros

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@easyjet_ch left laptop on plane. Logged report with Swissport. What are my chances? Please oh please say it will be ok! 😩

[Resulting IT @ResultingIT]

Enter the Virtual Research Facility with Resulting in the Innovation Area at #UKISUGConnect.

https://t.co/wOtNdwY7kr

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs #ubssuckass part 5: let’s see how easy it is to remove every single product and account of my family and go to @BCV or @Raiffeisen_CH

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs #ubssuckass part 4: support from your bank as a new business. Services paid via credit card. Blocked due to an amount as guarantee. ‘Sorry, we can’t over rule that rule’ means ‘you are on your own’

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs #ubssuckass part 3: chasing a failed payment. An amount blocked as guarantee for credit card. My advisor is on holiday. 7 phone calls later and escalation my advisor is suddenly available and not on holiday.

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs #ubssuckass part 2: all the things you might need as a new business owner have to be found out and then requested which requires paper work. ‘Oh, you want ebank access across all your accounts? Huh. Here is paper work’. Repeat for 6 months

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs #ubssuckass part 1: when setting up business account 20k needs to be put in escrow and then moved into account. The moving into account didn’t happen for 2 months. Well done.

[Rob Hamilton-Smith @RHS_guy]

@ubs are said to my business advisor ‘your service is awful’ she said ‘why?’. Here is why in a series of tweets. #ubssuckass

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Imagine the #ZUCKERBURG hearing was in Glasgow

#ZUCKERBURG #janeygodleyvoiceover