Uncle Jesse

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

Walked into the bathroom to overhear one guy ask another “did you get syphilis.” He responded “no, I got gonorrhea.” By the end of their conversation I realized they were nursing students talking about a quiz rather than if they themselves were sexually infected.

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

@BenjaminA_Perry Deep down we all know it’s stuffing

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

To the person at work who said “you got 8 inches?” During our putting tournament

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

If something doesn’t have free shipping, at best there’s a 10% chance I buy it

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

Can’t imagine a life where I am both allergic to peanuts and happy

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

The grocery store hasn’t had my favorite pickles in weeks (claussen) and it has majorly been affecting my mood

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

I don’t think I actually “get” traffic

[sati @s6ntispam]

??

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

@BenjaminA_Perry

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

Is a chopped salad a breakfast salad because there’s an egg in it?

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

Crushing on the excel spreadsheet I made today

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

My parents find the coolest bars

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

@BenjaminA_Perry Bonkers that you would think crunchy would even come close

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

preservable mustard brown
unpresuming burnt red
unmercenary marine

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

So dumb that it goes from 11AM to 12PM at noon

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

Green is an outstanding pant color

[Uncle Jesse @RhudickJesse]

The guy training me today googled google.