Rhys Krupp

[C @_CM_67_]

He’s just a total wanker of a guy isn’t he

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Throwing your pints in the air over a 12th minute group stage penalty.

So unbelievably performative and cringey.

[Ally Farrell @AllyFarrell]

Bumped into John McGinn at 8am, off for his matchday morning stroll around Boston.

His words of wisdom: “Long day ahead. Take it easy, lads.”

My words of wisdom: “Go and fucking pump them.”

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

I’m sure the people of Haiti are sound as fuck but I want nothing more than the cameras panning to a full Haitian family in floods of tears after McTominay scores the 3rd

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Benn Beckman @BennBeckmanofc]

Sair do cinema de noite, depois de um filme que você gostou muito é uma sensação do krlh mesmo

[cat🍁 @catamidala]

can’t wait to brag to some teenager whose favourite movie is project hail mary in like 40 years time that i saw it on opening weekend in IMAX, gonna pull out the “like you just HAD to be there”

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

the invincible S1 finale was genuinely the most insane 45 minutes of television.

just the acting alone was immaculate. 😭

[CJ @CjSonOfAnarchy]

Watching full blown wars on Twitter is the most surreal experience of modern life.

War, war, NBA post, F1, relationship advice, Epstein, war, Champions League draw, missiles.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

12 years ago today, ‘THE LEGO MOVIE’ released in theaters.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this poster ain’t have to be this hard

[🎲 @Nostalgistt]

This dorgu revenge tour

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new SNL sketch imagines a toy commercial for ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ action figures.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

Dear @jmcginn7,
Sent you a message on Instagram but thought you’re more active on here.

I’m getting married end of May and wondering if you would walk me down the aisle. I won’t be bothered if you say no but I’m just asking so whatever.

P.s. you’d have to buy your own suit

[George Scaife @Scaife51]

Martinelli can get fucked. Bradley getting stretchered off. He throws the ball at him and pushes him off the pitch. What a prat

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

It is very, very Arsenal that they take little branded paper coffee cups with them to away games and very, very Tottenham that they were too fucking dozy to notice.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Manchester United advance in positive talks over caretaker manager role.

As revealed yesterday, Ole wants the job and he’s a serious candidate with talks well underway.

No issues on contract lenght. Ole is ready to say YES.

Up to #MUFC.

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

Make him interim, recall Rashford and offer Leeds £5m for Dan James and let’s cook

[Midnite @midnite]

The change in reaction is superb 🤣🤣🤣

[Nik @nikstorey_]

I’ve got an idea TNT Sports. Use half the TV to apologise for the lack of sound