Rhys Pritchard

Mr Average

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I'm getting pretty fed up of people assuming my height. I identify as 5ft 10", thank you!

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@grahamtowell @PintsO_Guinness 🤢

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One of the most disgusting things I've ever seen is a pint of Guinness in a Neck Oil glass

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@Nigel_Farage https://t.co/ahxNzuVm6W

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It should be illegal to talk loudly in a gym between the hours of 0600 - 0900.

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Odds on Toney getting under/over 2.5 year ban?

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@LouLovesTheBoom @WhatWeWitnessed @cockers02 @Will_Bate I'm suprised this didn't actually happen

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Both were horrendously bad, just one was worse than the other. #TheApprentice

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@Will_Bate @LouLovesTheBoom Hahaha I tried to be discreet and refer to him as daft mate

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"I just don't think I could get used to the left foot braking"
Something daft a daft mate said about potentially getting an automatic car...

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The trick or treaters have been less than impressed tonight

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Having a knee injury reveal party 14th October, all welcome x
Pink for meniscus
Blue for ACL

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Apparently you're NOT allowed to melee at Laser Quest and bringing your own throwing knives is also banned.

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Liz Truss doesn't suffer from imposter syndrome and that's a worry really #Truss

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Just because Kwasi Kwarteng had a Champagne celebration with hedge fund managers straight after the budget, that's no reason to think he had given them inside information that allowed them to make £millions.

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Kwasi Kwarteng the Kwancellor

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@Nicklever White smoke, like when there's a new pope.

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Having a knee injury reveal party 14th October, all welcome x
Pink for meniscus
Blue for ACL

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Right why's Haaland not scored a hat trick yet?

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Lisandro Martinez getting hammered for being 5 foot 9".... Tall lad if you ask me.