My son: Mom! Ya August Alsina skin care is here!
Me in my Missy Elliot voice: πΆAug dont fail me now! Fidna try ya product out! Cause I dont waaaannt to catch a case, cuz deeze face mask phuckin up my face πΆ π#socialserviceworker@AugustAlsina#encinawellness
Tryna calm my cousin down on ft:
Me: Sean calm down man, donβt keep arguing wit yo bm thatβs what she want a reaction.
Sean: I canβt stand her ass cuz, she remind me of a ceiling fan just high & dusty.
Me: