WetEyedWarlock

24. She/her BLM
A ♓️ with cancer
Ask me about the testicular/breast self exam

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

It is my season once more 🤳

[Variety @Variety]

One of Jordan’s most celebrated roles was his turn as Earl “Brother Boy” Ingram in the stage play “Sordid Lives,” which was later adapted into a 2000 cult romantic comedy film of the same name. https://t.co/hnDbzTRGzJ

[climate doomer nepo baby @RainicornMax]

comprehensive menu of my desires at all times

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

Let it me known, I quit my job today. I love being a medical assistant, but they don't pay you a living wage to do that, so I'm moving on. American healthcare is broken.

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

@kaylwhy I make this probably monthly it's so freakin good. And you can make huge batches of it, it's great for meal prep.
https://t.co/2EvPEsGp4D

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

I am making a playlist that is comprised of songs that scratch my brain good and it's very chaotic genre wise. It's also half ABBA.

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

@kaylwhy Happy birthday 😭😭😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

what a confusing time it must be for this random local weatherman named andrew tate

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

Told my 94 year old grandmother that they make electric cars now and she said “I don’t need to hear about that kind of thing.”

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

Mailing a trans patient their letter to change their name legally: 🙂
Mailing label prints out with their dead name: 🙃

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

Just spent 2 hours researching who these cassette recordings my grandmother had are from. Turns out the gal isn't even related to me , and she died 30+ years ago in Kentucky. If anyone wants their great Grandma/Aunt Bertha's ramblings about snakes, HMU.

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

Just thought about 2 door cinema club for the first time in awhile to find they put out a new single YESTERDAY???

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

Kim Kardashian better not even THINK about wearing this dress

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

@Dekonorii I'm reliving my junior/senior year and have been super into Saint Motel again. But not their new album. There's some real stinkers on there.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

just had to be there

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

“We’re protecting the unborn” you sound like a YA fantasy villain. What the fuck is the unborn

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

"why don't you drink?" is a lovely question to ask someone who you just met! I'm sure it will lead down a path of relatable and silly stories

[WetEyedWarlock @RianonFTW]

I would pay money to see what was on my boyfriend's iPod nano in middle school.