Happy Birthday Baby:
The minute you're born, they turn you upside down, spank your ass, take your fingerprints, and just to cap off the festivities -- circumcise you. Happy Birthday Baby! You've been on Earth five minutes, and you're beaten, booked, and filleted."
@DeeJayVenus@Phoenix0317 Think it was the then brand new CW who originally owned the sitcom-the catalogs get bought and sold so many times-not sure where it wound up