Richard Evering

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Sex with an ex is like borrowing a car you sold to a friend. The handling is very familiar but you feel a need to abuse it a little.

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Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like.

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As we get closer and closer to the end of this sentence, I think it's important that we lower our expectations.

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As grandma used to say, "stop being a whiny little bitch and eat the fucking gluten".

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I been blazed all day

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First world problems: I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

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Stop dwelling on the past and start fucking up the future.

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[Richard Evering @RichardEvering]

Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like.

[Richard Evering @RichardEvering]

As grandma used to say, "stop being a whiny little bitch and eat the fucking gluten".