Richard Michael Hill

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

I tell you.. That U2 album won't be free. Using your GPS tracker The Edge will break into your house and steal something worth a tenner #U2

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@Steviehigg I prefer poof. It looks classier.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Finally plucked up the courage to un-dreadlock my hair this morning. I think my tears helped with the detangling process.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@fay_rochelle Nah man.. It was legit fast food. I was watching them.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

I can smell fast food on this train but it's not in my hands #fatkidproblems

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Ice bucket challenge. Pfft! I've been caning the cold showers every morning after being single for 6 months #erectionjokes

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@Hazie07 @jennajameson Hahaha! That's how you know you've made it.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Today I have sorted my passport out. This means I can now annoy people in person worldwide.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Last night I woke up 3 times and fell straight back into the same zombie apocalypse dream. I'm blaming the expensive cheesecake I ate.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

From an editorial shoot I did that featured in Chasseur magazine. With my bro jordangreen. I miss that… http://t.co/NwsVA4qdDD

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

I've just seen a tweet of Ian Bothams dick. Chickeny would be a more appropriate nickname than Beefy.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@LukeDitella You're pretty fortunate in that you're a handsome bastard either way.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@Jord_Allen Looking forward to this one mate. It's at my bar.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@HannahOwen_ If I'm gay then why do I wanna lick your earlobes?

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@HannahOwen_ You wot m8? I'll rek ur swag!

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@HannahOwen_ Shut tha mouth Owen. You knob snogger.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

You know what @HannahOwen_? You can suck my left one. I'm reyt good on twitter.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

@HannahOwen_ just burped in my face. True story.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Everytime I feel a breeze when I know there's no open windows I fully expect to be Final Destinationed.

[Richard Michael Hill @Richardmhill]

Watching Les Dennis and Gail Platt flirting and talking about 99's on Corrie has made my dick go inside my body.