Richard Barnden

[Richard Barnden @RichBarnden]

@bookiesdream0 Don't let that money change your life - remember your roots and who your real friends are

[Richard Barnden @RichBarnden]

@1secantes Doesn't seem that powerful - hasn't sucked up any of the leaves/fingers it was hacking off...

[Richard Barnden @RichBarnden]

@infosec_fox Two words. Dog's arse.

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@NoContextHumans I'm not sure we should be fucking on the dining table...

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@fesshole I don't even take the cardboard sleeve off...or read the timings...or take it out of the shopping bag, plus I don't remove the other food in the shopping bag. It's a microwave lucky dip

[Richard Barnden @RichBarnden]

@Just_sue_now @MetroUK In the most part, people don't confirm their own deaths, this is mainly due to them being dead...

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Do you have to put a coin in the slot on #Garyneville forehead to make him work?

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@UberFacts Inteligense and hewmour

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@SammyLopez @AndrewJAPrue I doubt God resuscitated her so maybe some thanks to the paramedics who kept her alive would also be worthwhile...

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@MattWallace888 I think there must be a happy medium between 50 and 7,500 that will make Twitter run at an optimum level - also, how much free press has Elon got, must be loads of new people jumping on twitter to see what all the fuss is about...

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@rizal_sarbini @LivEchoLFC "Double Kay"

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@RoylePin I did just over 24hrs last weekend with a 10 year old boy and my 6 and 2 year old girls. It rained the whole time so was very challenging. Lots of homemade games created...and sweets and chocolate

[Richard Barnden @RichBarnden]

@itsdorothysucka can't hear your vocals on Spotify?? Only for Rest in Peace, is this just me...

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@joelycett @joelycett always impressed by the number of people who don't realise a comedian is making a joke. Joe's really out of his comfort zone with this post...

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@MENnewsdesk When my hamster died, I did go through an extended period of fly tipping...

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@ariscott @tblanchfield 41

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@Jaynesharp I'm not sure what you've chosen...