RICHIE..😎

I AM

[SAMMY @Sammyp36987055]

I didn't divorce my husband because he forgot my medication.

I divorced him because of what happened after.

I was sick all weekend and asked him to pick up my prescription on his way home.

He promised he would.

That evening, he came home with new sneakers, a video game, and his favorite takeaway.

I asked, “Did you get my medication?”.......

[S Suzzy @Ssuzzie]

I reported my neighbor to the HOA and I don't feel bad about it at all.

My neighbor moved in 3 months ago and decided the rules didn't apply to him. He started parking his work truck AND his trailer across both his driveway and mine. I could not even pull out without doing a 10-point turn.

I went over nice the first time. I said, "Hey man, could you not block my driveway? I have to get to work at 6am."

He said, "Relax, it's not that serious."

The second week he started leaving his trash bins in front of MY garage. All week. In 90 degree heat. The smell was insane.

The final straw was Saturday.

[ebenezerharmony @Mr_E_H_official]

💥BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!💥

🇺🇸 THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE JUST ANNOUNCED 'THE FUTURE OF CAPITAL MARKETS':

1. MONEY, STABLECOINS

2. TOKENIZED STOCKS,
BONDS, SECURITIES

3. COMMODITY MARKETS

TRANSLATION: The ENTIRE financial system will be ON-CHAIN

[Governor🥸🌴 @Goverrnnor]

😂😂

[CineBites_X @mathew83639273]

What is the correct answer?

[I'm Aboki. @Babangiida1]

Chioma came home from work completely exhausted.

She had spent the whole day at work, cooked dinner, helped the children with their homework, and cleaned the house.

Just as she sat down to rest, her husband walked into the room carrying a basket of dirty clothes.

“Chioma, please wash these for me tomorrow.”

She looked at him in disbelief.

“Your clothes?”

“Yes. My clothes. You’re my wife, aren’t you?”

[KOJO chopMONEY 🦅 @Chopmonie_1]

J. Cole when asked “what kept his hunger” watch one of the most motivational reply

[Kay_dee🌜 @Its_kaydeee]

If she puts her phone face down around you, she has something to hide. If she keeps it face up, she’s confident you won’t find it.

[NII MOITEY @NiiLenoskY]

The cost of living is costing us the ability to live🤦🏻‍♂️😕!

[Usman Salisu Alabi (USA) @Sabr_Halal]

A married woman has zero reason to have a male bestie or keep single guys as friends

[Your Akhiey @AkhieyVibes]

This series is definitely worth every hype 🎬

Here's a testimony 🔥

[Lil Gates🥷 @LilGates5k]

Put me in this mood and the song I will drop will be bigger than Burnaboy’s entire career 😂😂

[Levison newsong (Echo)π¹ (❖,❖) @Levison_Newsong]

🧵 When strong judgment starts including accuracy under equal weight, the ranking itself begins to evolve.
It stops being only a leaderboard of size and speed.
It starts becoming a map of different kinds of conviction — some that perform under capital pressure, and some that hold up when size is stripped away.
@acepyr

[Brodaboy🥷🇬🇭❤️ @Brodaboy24]

"the fufu wasn't enough, so we've put some rice on the fire for you "

me wey pound the fufu:

[MUSA @adam_jahun]

God can send your helper at anytime......🙏

[LAMAAR @Lamar_jxr]

“Hello sir, we noticed a suspicious transaction on your bank account.”

Me: Who am I speaking with?

Caller: I’m your bank’s account manager. We detected an unusual transfer from your account and I’m calling to help you stop it.

Me: But I didn’t make any transfer.

Caller: Exactly, sir. That’s why we need to act quickly. I just need to verify a few details before we block the transaction.

Me: Okay, what do you need?

Caller: Your account details and some information to confirm you’re the account owner.

Everything sounded professional.

He even knew my name.

At this point, I had no idea I was minutes away from almost losing money from my account.

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

the smartest flex is having money nobody knows about

[Topz @tophz_]

I put my AirPods in before the plane even left the gate.

I had a long day, and I just wanted two hours of music without talking to anyone.

The passenger next to me noticed.

About 30 minutes into the flight, he tapped my shoulder.

“Excuse me.”

I paused my music.

“Yeah?”

“Do you mind taking those out?”

I thought he was joking.

“Why?”

“You’re missing something.”

I looked around.

“My bag?”

He shook his head.

“Look at the window.”

I turned toward it.

Nothing.

Then he pointed outside.

There was a small aircraft flying below us.

I laughed.

“I don’t think I’m missing anything.”

He smiled…

[Michael Zion Omotoye. @TheOnlineBigBro]

Being single in your 30s is mostly meeting somebody fine as hell, getting excited about the possibilities, and then realizing the Lord put them in your path strictly for character development. 😭

[Osborne_Osberry @Osberry_Osb]

Power to the Nuclear Family.