Richard Shu

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Phone died in the middle of eating lunch. Had to resort to reading the nutrition label on the back of a bag of granola. Probably the closest I’ve ever felt to true enlightenment. 0/10 would not recommend

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Can’t wait for vapes to have chatgpt

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

@AndrewVollert @cal_quantrill47 @SleeperHQ absolute bad beat for @cal_quantrill47 with 3 lead changes on MNF. Two picks by Purdy and getting injured down .01.

Gritty win for your boy. 🥶

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

@AndrewVollert @cal_quantrill47 Spiking my heart rate. I’d like to thank Brock Purdy’s 2 picks and the Lions secondary, especially Brian Branch. Heal up tho Brock. Absolute scenes. GG Cal, regardless of stat corrections 🤝

[Andrew Vollert @AndrewVollert]

Dynasty championship in a league I commish.

The soft-tossing RHP @cal_quantrill47 with the absolute worst beat I’ve ever seen. Congrats to @RichlardsShuz who won’t sleep until he knows there’s no stat corrections. ABSURDITY

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Sabermetrics-heads scrambling to develop a new metric as we speak

[Gracey ✨ @northastrology]

Since Travis Kelce’s birth time is not known (yet, give me time) here is Taylor Swift’s birth chart with Kelce’s planets on the outer wheel ⚡️

His Libra Sun + Mars boosts her 11th House of friendships and community

His Scorpio Venus conjunct her Scorpio Mars means ELECTRICITY for them both

His Moon & her Sun are hilarious & their connection feels like best friends meets lovers

Kelce’s last breakup revolved around his ex being a spoiled brat and him not wanting to foot the bill/be embarrassed by her antic much longer. His mom/family couldn’t stand her… meanwhile this 2nd House pileup indicates they both bring their own to the table. His Saturn conjunct her Mercury in the 2nd House indicates marriage potential here.

They have the same path as far as soul purpose, living by example through human connection is exactly what they embody.

Taylor’s Vertex (aka spiritual gifts and magical people you may meet) and Jupiter is conjunct Kelce’s Jupiter, showing a LOOOOOOOOOOT of motherly love + approval on both ends.

Travis’ Mercury falls in her 10th House making her public image impacted by him in a positive way, a Virgo Mercury may be critical at times and Travis will have to push past his discomfort of everyone knowing his business for this to be manageable long term ⚡️

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Is she hot or is she just tatted and have at least 3 of clairo, mitski, phoebe bridgers, lana, and Japanese breakfast in her Spotify wrapped top artists

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Ayo?

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

THE SAINT OF THE STEP

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Rutgers desperately needs to close out this game vs Notre Dame before St. Patrick’s Day hits and the Luck of the Irish starts to take effect

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

To the person in charge of piecing together the online persona of me - you must’ve leaned on the income slider a bit too hard for me to be getting this email…but I love your vision. Let’s chat.

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Some poor sap was trying to get on the L train from Union Square yesterday during rush hour…with a massive bouquet of red balloons. I’m not sure if he was successful, but whoever his Valentine is should know that man went through hell for you

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

The sequel. Wordle ft. NYT

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Worlds collided in the short-form word puzzle universe today and I nearly shed a tear.

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Nick Miller from New Girl is the cable tv version of Stewy from Succession. Tell me I’m wrong

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Josh walked so Joey could run

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Yo @PUSHA_T needs to get on the Boba Fett track. @kanyewest plz advise

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

@hqtrivia was way ahead of its time…in like a super dystopian and not that chill kind of way. Shout out to q daddy @ScottRogowsky tho. That guy fucks

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Was the @hqtrivia era of society fake or did we really all log on to our pocket robots at precisely 6pm (pt) everyday just for a .01% chance to win like $50?

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Taking the day off bc Spotify Wrapped is out #mentalhealth