Rich Newhart

Fatherhood: Knowing some of the words to a lot of Disney songs.

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@SweetBeeTV Do it. Quitting just leaves you wondering. Stay with it. You never know what will happen.

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Just had a bug die of alcohol poisoning in my wine glass, welcome to Houston

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@RCastillo830 @logangradisher Imagine not having a pelly in 2020

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@Adiofreak More or less

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I’m spending most this Disney Family Sing-a-long explaining to my daughter these people are pretending and the real character is still in Disneyland...

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@SypherPK @PlayVALORANT Yeah, but it’s with a C.. so.

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@LightsCameraPod Black Widow, Top Gun, Mulan, New Mutants, Morbius

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If you eat turkey bacon for a month you’ll realize it’s a much healthier and equally tasty alternative, then you’ll taste real bacon again and realize it was all a lie you told yourself.

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@LightsCameraPod A Biopic starring Denzel Washington and Kevin James with Greta Gerwig directing. We’re making no money but winning all the awards.

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@DiMezGamingFB Also love, feels like kill counts are pretty high with all the bodies in the lobby and all the respawns. Excited to watch you play more!

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For anyone that loves marriage all the time, call me when you’re cleaning out the vacuum because her own hair is too gross to touch and you realize you’ve married an Alaskan Malamute

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@circlingbackpod Don’t all goals just become a mood once you’ve done them? If, you’ve never been to Breck it’s goals but once you’ve been, going back is a mood. Am I wrong here?

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@BarstoolBigCat He has to be doing this on purpose right?

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@DiMezGamingFB Gotcha, I haven’t watched it. I just did the napkin math and it was mind boggling.

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Alright chill out boog

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@RCastillo830 #RossFit

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@DiMezGamingFB Haha, the ask for forgiveness if he actually pulls it off. Staple in any good marriage!

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Over heard at the park.
12 year old: How old are you?
9 year old: 9
12 year old: That’s a good age...

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@mailinpodcast @lilyjung always a lemon and a lime with your tequila soda. Great take.