Keir Starmer has managed to pick:
An anti-corruption minister who resigned after being accused of corruption.
A homelessness minister who resigned after making people homeless.
A housing minister caught up in a tax scandal over a second home.
He loves fellow hypocrites.
As the row continues over Angela Rayner’s stamp duty, she claims she received bad advice from someone who didn’t fully understand the complex issues of tax and finance
Thinking of going racing this Saturday? Here are admission prices at all courses for tatts or equivalent now:
Bath:£29
Chester: £50 (plus £8 car park)
Hexham:£12
Leicester: £15
Sandown:£22
Uttoxeter:£27.50
York:£35
A train driver gave food to this dog at the station. The dog remembered the train, & the engineer brought food regularly. It's worth seeing his joy. Someone cannot make every being happy, but kindness always makes a being happy.
We are delighted to announce that Sweep has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. His sausage-themed magazine was praised for its uncompromising and compassionate penetration of the effects of ketchup and wurst-related prejudice.
More information to follow.