Richard Palma

Diné Naabaahii, Mestizo. Survivor. Music Lover. Animal Refuge. Entrepreneur. $ports Handicapper. I bet on everything, especially myself.

[Richard Palma @RichPalmTree]

@DearS_o_n My life story. As I imagine I’m not alone.

[Richard Palma @RichPalmTree]

@TMZ @beatingthebook

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ ����𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[Truth Seeker @_TruthZone_]

We've accepted that our phones are recording our voices but how do you explain your screen showing you a thought that never even left your head?

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@jomickane Or France based on the colors

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@RGIII Too late

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@TennisChannel @beatingthebook @KelleyBydlon

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Happy Father’s Day to all the real dads out there.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[Richard Palma @RichPalmTree]

@AndreMartel Few of us still left

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@JoeyKnish22 Sheeeet, her dad probably owns a few buildings on Wilshire and they live in Hidden Hills.

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@sportsrage Angel hats don’t exist in LA.
Bloods wear old school Phillie hats or alternative red Dodgers hats.

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@AnnieJacobsen Because it was on purpose. Once again KarenAss was out of town.

[Richard Palma @RichPalmTree]

@usmntonly @beatingthebook

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

"Alexi Lalas left us."
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "America, you're welcome."

😭😭😭

[Richard Palma @RichPalmTree]

@MeltzVegas Worth every cent

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@PetrosAndMoney Please God no

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: California pressuring public utility companies to issue $633 million in contracts to LGBT-owned businesses — must pass “gay-certification program” to qualify.