Richard Soto

Everything is a 317

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@L1LDebbie Lil debbie, household name

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Being homeless sucks.
Reason #222
..Being friends with people that you don't like.

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@benmaller Messi has his own lingerie line

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@SwollenDome I got money on the Knicks tonight so do your magic and have them beat the Lakers. Thank you 😊

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@StinkinGenius1 @PlankShow is Zion Greg Oden???

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@polinaivanovva Q

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@benmaller @juicyass559 #bigfacts The Lakers died with Jerry Buss. Now they are just another NBA franchise.

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@benmaller Who is Buster Cherry

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@benmaller ask blind scott to help @Eddieonfox

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@benmaller perfect monologue Nightlightofnightlife

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@benmaller the answer is Chris Kaman Herr

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@benmaller you're number 1111111111111!!! #blindscott should be caller of the year every year #Mallermilitia

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@benmaller What is "backdooring Front Row Amy"

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@Aaron_Torres He knows it's human nature to not follow the rules so he has to make the mandates strick. There's difference between millions of people doing something wrong and dangerous and a few people doing it

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@benmaller

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@IAmBustyRusty Men are weird. Thank god our penises get hard and grow. If it wasn't for that we would be fucked.

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@benmaller guess who's back back again guess who's back again? the blind Scott hotties! @BlindHotties let's get into it 💪🦾👊👊#mallermilitia

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https://t.co/j5NHO2jiEA #masterclass #script #writerslift