Nik Rik

$@!?#^ That's gonna leave a mark.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

Me: What's today?
BFF: March 1st.
Me: *stomps around the room*

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@boringbuildr Disagree. I crank that up.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@KimmyMonte Take THAT you shellfish jerk.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

Way to go, Abby! I'm so proud of you!

[UNI Athletics @UNIAthletics]

"𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞."

#EverLoyal | #NGWSD2023 | #LeadHerForward

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@ROSSONERI1515 @midwestern_ope I-O

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@JoJoFromJerz Valentimes

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

A wholesome? A whoopsies? A whodunit?

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@sarahbronk Hang in there, Coach!

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

I have rounded edges.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@JeffandJennQ102 Wine.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@AgerWho Coldplay.

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

(Children in the snow)

Chris Martin: Yes

#HumpDay #GoodBadJokes

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

What kind of dogs love car racing?
Lap dogs.

#HumpDay #GoodBadJokes
#nascar

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

Do you remember that joke I told about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back...

#HumpDay #GoodBadJokes

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

@boringbuildr

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

I stopped seeing my chiropractor. He was manipulative.

#HumpDay #GoodBadJokes

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@boringbuildr My bike's name was Ramblin' Rose, written proudly in cursive on the chain guard. I had a tall neon orange flag, too, because safety was cool as hell.

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@boringbuildr Dead in Rollingstone

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I knocked some stuff over at the grocery store. An employee asked if I was okay - I said olive.
#HumpDay #GoodBadJokes

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

I just watched a commercial encouraging people to stay at home. I wonder what that was like on set during the making of it?

[Nik Rik @RichterKnows]

If you're worried about a hospital setting...