Richy Leis

Stand Up Comedian, Lactose Intollerant, Creative Dir @comiccure, Dog Lover, Diabetic Instagram: @RichyLeis

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

And so it begins @TheDailyShow tonight 11/10c

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My dentist kept me waiting for over two hours after my scheduled appointment time. I just got the email asking for me to rate the visit. Im torn because I have to go back there to get work done and I don’t know if I should risk them being spiteful after a poor review.

[Port St. Lucie @CityPortStLucie]

Don't worry, Port St. Lucie: @RichyLeis will crawl out of bed by Friday, Nov. 18 and meet us at the MIDFLORIDA Event Center to deliver laughs! 😂

Richy is joining his friend, @DeanNapolitano, for PSL Comedy Nights!

Get your tickets here: https://t.co/7TTzyMvMeV

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@MaryLynnRajskub She probably recognized you from playing Pam in The Office!

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@GLOWPUNK Like the old Chevy chase movie!?

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@pattonoswalt Both were great on king of queens

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I’ve been saying for years that @ChipsAhoy and @Oreo should come together in the same box. Nobody has been hearing me #cookielover

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It’s “We don’t talk about Bruno” but everyone’s talking about Bruno

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@andyerikson My bed at home is also a food bed

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I hope Liza Minelli says something about Jada #Oscars

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For the guy who played Mohammed Ali, Will Smith punches like a bitch

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Pogo Stick Toothbrush… Fresh Breath & Great Calves

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Now that Instagram and Facebook are down I can finally start my regular life again! Oh wait, I can’t figure out my Friendster and MySpace passwords. #facebookdown

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@walkinsauce Sorry you’re in Greensboro

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@KateFlannery Looks beautiful!

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@promwongsanont That’s the pronoun he told me to go by

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If a bear craps in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does he make a sound?

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@GLOWPUNK Is he sailing to the states?

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@GLOWPUNK You?

[Todd Levine @ToddLevine10]

RT KlugerKaplan: Don't miss @FIUHillel's 4th annual #RoshHahaha event on Thursday, Sept 9 for a night of laughs featuring @ElizabethGlazer, @FlipSchultz, and @RichyLeis. The event will benefit Hillel at FIU and students can attend for free. To buy ticket…