Zombie apocalypse

Zombie jokes, survival tips and walking dead fan.

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Plot twist: a butterfly gets a tattoo of a slut on her back

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A Onesie, my sofa, and Netflix is the only thing I need in the apocalypse. #word

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Well that was interesting

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World War Z is a must watch, however having read the book before, the only thing in common between the two is the title.

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Appreciate what you have now, because pizza isn't going to be available during the apocalypse..

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SurvivalTip #60 - If people like you, they might be more willing to come save your ass if you get into hot water.

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ZombieGuideTip #254 - Zombies have not yet perfected how to get through doors that say "pull" on them

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There isn't a more exciting sentence in the English language than "previously on AMC's walking dead"

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Tip #357 -You better pray for the slow zombies, because I've seen some of you run and I don't think you could out run a tree.

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If there is a zombie outbreak in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas? #lifethoughts

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RT if your a walking dead fanatic! #AMC

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Today is the day that only comes around once a year to give thanks to the one who raised us and made us who we are..... Happy birthday 2Pac

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm on bathsalts and your face looks tasty.

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I feel like the expression YOLO won't be used very much in the zombie apocalypse.

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There are no recorded cases of someone successfully outrunning a Kenyan zombie.

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Anyone excited for #worldwarZ coming out tomorrow?

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SurvivalTip #339 - A fully cooked adult rat can provide more than 60% of your daily protein requirements.

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SurvivalTip #354 -The best part about snow is that it gives away recent zombie activity and movements.

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SurvivalTip #74 - If you fear you arent going to make it, hang out with the friends who you think would be the most delicious.