Rick ☆

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[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@nbc next year get somebody sober to choreograph your photography. I don't believe I've ever seen a network have no idea how to broadcast the fireworks show from New York City.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@Jo6Pack2 Entenmann's coffee cake is world famous.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

When I was a kid, we used to have Hostess bakery stores, where they sold their old, rotated items at a discounted price.

To this day, I will eat anything Hostess. Especially a Zinger or a Honey Bun.

And if you stick a fried pie in front of me, I'll follow you thru hell and back.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@JD_in_VA The rent is cheaper at Pizza Hut

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@Chickie__ @joncoopertweets If they can see your post, even if you block them it will only be you that doesn't see their reply

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

So we ordered from a popular franchise seafood place, let's call it the Crimson Crustacean, and they screwed up our order so bad, we'll not be eating there again. This is the second time. So we freely admit that WE are the idiots.

$131 down the drain. I don't even feel like bothering to email them again. I can cook steaks and crab legs and salmon much better anyway.

OK, I love you, bye-bye.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

It would appear that the gods have shown us favor. Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

Yes, the reports are true. The National Mall was evacuated due to severe weather on July 4, 2026. Extreme heat and the threat of severe thunderstorms disrupted the celebrations, leading to the cancellation of the National Independence Day Parade and the temporary closure of the Great American State Fair.

The severe weather on July 4, 2026, was part of a larger heat wave affecting the region, with temperatures reaching record highs. The combination of extreme heat and the potential for severe storms led officials to take precautions, including the evacuation of the National Mall.

Key Events
Parade Cancellation: The National Independence Day Parade was canceled due to extreme heat.

Fair Closure: The Great American State Fair on the National Mall was temporarily closed.

Evacuation: The National Mall was evacuated due to the threat of severe weather, including lightning.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

Yes, the reports are true. The National Mall was evacuated due to severe weather on July 4, 2026. Extreme heat and the threat of severe thunderstorms disrupted the celebrations, leading to the cancellation of the National Independence Day Parade and the temporary closure of the Great American State Fair.

The severe weather on July 4, 2026, was part of a larger heat wave affecting the region, with temperatures reaching record highs. The combination of extreme heat and the potential for severe storms led officials to take precautions, including the evacuation of the National Mall.
Key Events
Parade Cancellation: The National Independence Day Parade was canceled due to extreme heat.
Fair Closure: The Great American State Fair on the National Mall was temporarily closed.
Evacuation: The National Mall was evacuated due to the threat of severe weather, including lightning.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

NYT: Several hundred people have refused to leave the National Mall despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching.

Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing.

Many have begun chanting “U.S.A., U.S.A.” A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled.

One man walking by blamed the situation on “liberals in the weather service,” adding, “I think this is baloney.”

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

I'm sure you've seen this picture enough, but I wanted to repost it so that would be in my timeline forever.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

A Metro car filled with masked White Nationalists. And one black woman. Pulitzer worthy photo.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

No more replies needed.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@ronsterd89 I have absolutely nothing against Taylor Swift, but no.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Mount Rushmoron.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@Dad_2_The_Bone Thanks for the reminder! I keep forgetting to do this.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@ronsterd89 My mother was a seamstress and taught me how to tailor clothes. I do have a sewing machine, but I haven't used it in a few years. But you should see me replace a button!!

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

I can't imagine proudly marching through the streets with your face covered because you're embarrassed to be a racist.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy 250th, America! ❤️🤍💙

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

@jcarole I just put a package of raspberry Zingers in my shopping cart.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

I smelled Tater Tots cooking in the air fryer so I went to check it out and my daughter had come home from Sonic with ten $.99 corndogs. And I never even told her about them being on sale today. Evidently she can read my mind, more so than I believed.

The party has started.

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

The power of Trump compels you...

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Meanwhile at Trump’s Great American State Fair they got a great way for people to stay cool in the blistering DC heat