Rick Sanchez

No prison can hold me. Freedom fighter, sociopathic tendencies, love my daughter, profane af, IQ off the charts. Recreational drug advocate.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

I'm gonna go drink, smoke, vape, inject, and absorb a bunch of drugs and alcohol. Then I'm gonna go get fucked up.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

@tatadwader @hella_flavor @Bruinz27 @roywoodjr

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

@Bmac0507 Trump is a moron, but the author of this steaming pile of dog crap is an imbecile. What next, blame him for the scheszuan sauce debacle?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Thinking about our neighbors in Mexico and all our Mexican-American friends tonight. Cuidense mucho y un fuerte abrazo para todos.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

@Crying__Shame @JustinRoiland Whore yourself out

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Tomorrow at 3pm pst we raise money for the flood victims! @h3h3productions @_AlexHirsch I am raffling awesome stuff! https://t.co/u6ZtJGVt0N

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

@realDonaldTrump I 😍 when you said CNN cut their live feed whilst I was watching it live on CNN. Whilst? While? Grammar cops! Sorry, HAF, got a mission 4 u

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

@Skeleton_Jerry @NeuroAlzubaidi @rcont0124 @you @RickandMorty This guy gets it.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

Windchimes. Does that sound nice to you? You like that fucking sound? If you own windchimes, Your neighbors all fucking hate you. Asshole.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

Goddammit I love myself.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

https://t.co/d52KSwLzBM Wow, sanity! #WarOnDrugs= lost before it began. Remember, drugs could save you from an alien face hugger attack👾!

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

https://t.co/NaxnSd8feJ
Wow. This "debunker" needs to be debunked. Can somebody explain gravity to this asshat because I just lost int

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

"I won't be a statistic."

I'm curious as to what percentage of people say this.

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

Cover of Popular Science asks "Are We Alone?" 100 Billion stars/Galaxy, about 100 billion known galaxies, then alternate universi, let's see

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

We seem to have missed the part where I get high as fuck. After show party at Jerry's! Hookers for everyone! Somebody bring drugs ffs

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

https://t.co/PItIPYC1nb
Yawn. Hasn't everyone known this like for fucking ever?

[Anyone's Child: Families for Safer Drug Control @anyoneschild]

Our @5742days on BBC Today on failures of UK drug strategy 2hrs 10mins in https://t.co/mQqg0tAd0o

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

https://t.co/ZVHa4CK3A3
Wubbalubadubdub motherfuckers!

[Le Champion Stevie SlowJams @ANGRYref]

You expect me to "just do cocaine"?
#BadExcusesForDrinking

[Rick Sanchez @RicketyWrrecked]

#WaysToAnnoyYourDad
Raid his stash.