Fakest Rickey

Someone else blatantly not being Rickey-being-Rickey. @Rickey24's the fakest Rickey Henderson of all times.

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@MLB What the hell happened? The GOAT should still be goating.

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It was 2004, actually. At one point there was a bench clearing incident during this meaningless game. Rickey wasn’t going anywhere.

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Rickey in Newark. 2003, probably. I was sitting in the front row for $5. NBD—just the best player ever, doing his thing for an independent league team because he was convinced he had a lot more to give to the game and the fans. Legend.

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There will never be another Rickey Henderson

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GOATs of all times. https://t.co/Cjei3UXSBU

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Rickey In Peace Gerald Williams. Stealth Rickey cool. Rickey is saddened.

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Not a lot of people are asking, but Rickey’s telling that Pete’s Rose was doing something straight out shady during the World Series game winner.

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Rickey never played for the Atlanta Braves because all the other teams.

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Rickey’s thanking the Panda Express analytics department.

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@mroctober Rocktober’s number getting unrestored for this nerd? -Rick

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Yankees closing in on a trade for Rickey and Gallego for all the players and a few bucks for Pac-Man. -Rickey

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Rickey’s asking if anyone else saw Mister Magoos pitching to Ohtani. And Rickey thinks Al Tuve should put his Baby Gap jersey back on.

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When Rickey heard about J-Lo and A. Rod Carew breaking up, Rickey did think maybe the world could use a lot more Rickey.

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Rickey has had enough of Pandemic Express’s Hot & Sour Flu Bisque.

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@cabot_phillips Hot take, douche face. Love, Rickey.

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Rickey has it from Carney Landsford, who has it from Olerud, that Larusso with the series crossover into White Sox baseballs, is a single play to get Rickey back in the Big League. And because Al Tuve needs to get Rickey’s cleats up and in his crankles.

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Statement: When the panda-emic gets traded to a league to be named late, Rickey will get Rickey’s Panda’s Express punchcard back in Rickey’s Important Shit Drawer.