iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
Ordering a Philly Cheese Steak at the International House of Pancakes & basing a #FoodReview score off of that experience is elite rage bait for me specifically. 10/10
IHOP food review.
Probably the worst philly cheesesteak I've ever had in my life, and the driest pancakes known to man. Do NOT recommend unless it's an emergency
Score: 1/10
#PhenomFoodReview
Rams defense needed a little boost so they went out & got an all pro corner………..
And then they were worried that wasn’t enough so they got the best defensive player in football too
Julian:
"I thought it was over. I ain't gonna lie to you. Getting waived with no warning, no nothing, explanation or anything, it was tough. Big, big shout out to the San Antonio Spurs taking an opportunity to a kid from Brooklyn"
Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.