RickLines

You will be rolling on the floor with the lines my dad says! Gotta love him!

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"Oh...wait...hold on....I haven't showered since tuesday..."

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"HOLY BALLS!"

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You gotta stick to your plan and win or....not...

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I don't want to read the movie before I see the book....

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Me-"I'm hungry!" Dad-"Go to bed, then you won't be hungry."

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"What we have here is a communication problem, but no one wants to talk about it!"

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"A pound is a pound, a world around!"