I think @joelklatt’s boa constrictor analogy for the ‘23 Michigan football team is the perfect description of Michigan’s basketball team. They lull you to sleep and, before you know it, you’re caught in its grasp with a 20-point run out of nowhere.
Wink Martindale is Michigan’s Billy Napier. Every time you think he’s dead and fired he just goes back to playing base defense and stops calling stupid blitz shit, and oh look defense dominates. Infuriating.