ricky

former fat camper's stream of consciousness into the void

[ricky @RickSantormo]

is it just me or do ribbed condoms not taste like ribs

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going to take a dangerous amount of edibles before seeing this in IMAX and then maybe i’ll transcend

[ricky @RickSantormo]

@Iowrtown Sometimes the cost of having a personality is gay allegations

[ricky @RickSantormo]

Drinking Tecate with Japanese World Cup fans out of the bed of an old Ford Ranger pickup in Mexico would heal me

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Murders in NYC have reached the lowest level in recorded history under Zohran Mamdani.

[ricky @RickSantormo]

@11kmrn Time to bring back the old days: PDA and making out at dive bars with a cubs game on

[ricky @RickSantormo]

Been saying this forever, the first 2-3 beers aren’t real when you’re like this. Resets you back to 0

[Lea @funnysexygirl67]

Being autistic is getting drunk and realizing all it does is allow you to socialize like neurotypical people do when they’re sober

[ricky @RickSantormo]

I’m on the borders of Chicago, World Cup, Mamdani activism, national park and F1/vintage car Twitter. How do you make friends here? Please lmk cause there’s a bunch of people in Chicago and on this app that are cool as hell

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The rest of the world is finally saying what Americans have been thinking for years

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I wish there was a beautiful woman who wanted to hit dingers at Slugger's, Chicago's premier batting cage bar

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

Cars used to come in colors that don’t exist anymore

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

who wants to lean against the wall and sip a daisy cutter on a 65 degree night here with me

[ShibaDad8 @shibadad8]

If the Democratic Party was anything close to Zohran, we would be in for generational change in this country.

[Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang]

do they sell paintball dueling pistols

because i just thought up a fun group activity for cookouts

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.”

Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life.

“I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.”

Read Gonzalez’s full essay: https://t.co/c7c3jw5r1x