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fiery red beautiful hair-compliments of Stephen Stover

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@chriswangsf Marginally. Probably good enough to save Collins, but not nationally relevant. I'm more interested in Clemson's outlook.

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@jpercival1983 @BovadaOfficial @TheFBReels No 91 braves / twins?

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@SethOFett @jpercival1983 @Desmondisbrown Dare we not mention the toolfan of all tool fans? Chip Norwood Hester III?

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Perhaps one of the most surprising things of my entire life is the evolution of the length of the basketball short.

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Watching Life of Pi with the kiddos... They're engrossed and bored at the same time... Me too children. Me too...

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@jpercival1983 @SethOFett The future is bright for sure

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My 5 yo daughter just called my 7 yo and 9yo sons "doodoo horses". One of my proudest moments of fatherhood thus far...

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@jpercival1983 Woodrow Wilson for me.

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What a weird college football season. #ThanksBiden. #ThanksTrump. #ThanksObama. #ThanksBush. #ThanksClinton. #ThanksBush. Who was before Bush again?

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@jpercival1983 Yeah the committee gonna give them an automatic bid after Saturday.

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While we were all distracted by the UGA, Clemson battle, the real story happened in downtown Atlanta. Northern Illinois became a powerhouse...

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@chriswangsf Definitely Clemson. But I was also at work so I didn't get to watch either closely. I give it 2 stars. Would not recommend...

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Maggie: his fiance and her wife are like, BFF forever.
Rick: forever is included in BFF, so the additional forever is superfluous.

Stay tuned for more marriage advice in my new series entitled, "Marriage Advice."

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"Everybody seems to hug. That seems like something I should get into." Alex Honnold - Free Solo

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Conversation between my children : shush up - shush your mouth up - shush your butt up - shush your butt licking mouth up.

They're not allowed to say shut up so yeah, got this parenting thing nailed.

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I mean, what else is there to say?

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@jpercival1983 Respect the try bro. I don't watch until world cup. Because merica...

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@chriswangsf And because #old