Ricky Bender

Richard D. Bender - Shoot First, Ask questions Later. Eden Valley Schoolboard 1989-2023. Hunter, Gatherer, Sorcerer, Ex-Husband | Let Good Times Roll🍻

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

Apparently celebrating on your nephew’s 21st birthday is a crime now. I swear the Cops are always Gunnin for me.

I mean c’mon, as I’m driving home on I-94 at 1:47 AM. I wasn’t hurtin nobody. I thought probation checks were supposed to be random!

Good to be out~Bender Is Back!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@ErnieSteele69 @Kovar_HJsports CRVL needs to take a trip away from the @tomahawkeast too!

It’s all about production.

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@virgilturner_ They’re scrimmaging the willmar Indians.

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@ErnieSteele69 @Hayw00dJablow @MarvinPuckett87 @patdolan69 @BillyBabyUncle @moneymike2024 @virgilturner_ @SCLBaseball @tomahawkeast

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

Region 8C goes 4/4 on the weekend. Sources say Next year region 8C is gonna send 5~6 teams.

They could take 2 trips away from the Tommahawk. #1for4
I’d be smoking a special strain of prairie grass if I thought Hanska had a chance in hell against Kingery🍻

#savethegas #payday

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@moneymike2024 @virgilturner_ I’m gonna have to agree with you on this one Mike

It wouldn’t be his first time doin this. I recall him doing this last year against @PierzLakers as the cubbies were down 9 runs in the 4th.

I’d recommend that this young man tries intercourse with females for a change 🍻

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@mnBaseballLover @birdislandfrogs @KimballXpress @MBAState2026 The kids nowadays would classify this as “0/10 Ragebait”

Do better Craig. It’s time to start being clever

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@1360Townball @WasecaBraves @MLRoyals Braves are going a long ways this year!

13/60 league is the most underrated league in the STATE!

[Enderlin AD- Calvin Kraft @Enderlinad]

There will be a volleyball parent meeting in Mrs. Weston's room at 7 pm on Wednesday, August 12th!

See you there!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@DFingerzem @RDavler21586 @MrSwish9325 @SN1PE_fttr @Bmcockiner612 @Jennytaylia218 @RockpileReportz @Timmypratt84 Doc knows best!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@CornBeltMN Too bad there ain’t an award for Tappin ASS.

He would’ve been a dual champ.

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@SpicerTwins It’s nonsense for one team to make the long journey in either direction. Just make it easy and meet in the middle. Play the game in Sunburg.

@StarbuckStars @SpicerTwins

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

Life’s all about the big 3~

1) Tits
2) Ass
3) The Willingness to Compete!

Goodluck to all teams in the playoffs!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@1360Townball @MLRoyals @Wtrvindians @WasecaBraves @TinkLarson @BlueEarthPirate @MorriesBaseball @SpidersClevelnd Whoever comes out of this league on top, is my pick for the state champion come Labor Day weekend.

This league deserves more respect!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@TalkingTownball @birdislandfrogs @RaymondRockets @jaleelwhite Being wrong and angry in the same sentence is cornball central.

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@ChopperBrewster @DFingerzem @SobieskiSkis @nisswalightning @BuckmanGoats @Steves_Baseball @FoleyJacks @PierzLakers @Avon_Laker @FtRipleyRebels Dr. FingerzCum only checks the surface. If you want real answers, you’re gonna need to travel deeper than surface level. @ChopperBrewster

@ErnieSteele69 checked my guts real good everyday in jail. Didn’t miss an appointment. You want answers, you gotta dig past the surface!

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@BensonPlowboys Show Dumont what it means to be a Plowboy!!

#rightintheAss

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@jerome_sam @RDavler21586 @DFingerzem @RockpileReportz @Jennytaylia218 @HeadRichard6969 @MrSwish9325 @sni_per2 @Bmcockiner612 @whiteminivan69 @Timmypratt84 @TommyTough5 @MinnBaseball St. Stephen too high.

[Willmar Indians Baseball @willmarindians]

Willmar Indians Fall Classic Tournament

*4 Teams Double elimination

We would like to invite teams to joins us for our first ever Fall Classic Tournament on September 13th, 14th

*$200 entry fee per team to help with umps
*Grand Prize: $1,000 for Winning Team
*50/50 raffle

[Ricky Bender @RickyBende]

@townballwatcher @townball_o @CRVL_Baseball @Colognebaseball @Hawkticker @BluejayNation_1 @CarverBlackSox It’s an ancient Japanese secret to keep da eyes half-open. That way we don’t have have to Sreep at night