Joseph Mother

My name is Richard Mangold and I like peeing in the woods.

[IVY 🪖 @ivBEiGE]

Please look 😂😂😂😂

[Shawn Ryan Show @ShawnRyanShow]

Every Father Needs to Watch This.

@cardinalrlburke

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Mercy but the beat is Feel Good Inc.

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@FearedBuck Mr. “I Don’t Lose” is about to lose his house lmaoooo

[Les Misérables @Dachronica]

@Kurrco Freaky ass BBL tryna explain himself

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@Nmango14 Neat-o

[Prime Movies @primemovies]

Name a performance or movie that ISN’T Academy Award-winning, but FEELS like it is.

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@Rosario_609 Hello everyone, this is Rick’s mother. It is with great pain that I have to inform you that Rick passed away due to a severe lack of ass. He left this world peacefully and surrounded by friends and family. We’d appreciate some privacy during these trying times. Thank you.

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@saveriopoops Never been more proud of anyone in my life than I am of you and what you’ve done for yourself. Love you broski

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

My dogs name is Trixie but I call her Heffer, or Hef for short, cuz she’s a stupid fat cow. Love her to bits tho, shoutout Hef.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

what’s the nonsense nickname you give your pet that has nothing to do with their real name. i call my dog sweetums mcgoo

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@Wawa My heart has never sung a sweeter song.

[Wawa @Wawa]

@RickyMangold It's true!

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

@Rosario_609 Fuck or Fuckard, whichever you prefer.

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

Save a turtles life by going in raw

[Joseph Mother @RickyMangold]

I think my favorite thing about my new car is the tinted windows because I can continue to sing like a fuckin idiot at red lights without having people stare at me