Patrick Milne

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear. http://t.co/x4dqCmZJfp

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case. http://t.co/qnBagGuLm3

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

If you've ever taken a baby to a movie, please set yourself on fire. Thanks. http://t.co/1hyWfIIypo

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

http://t.co/F43Hs6cwmd I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives.

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

http://t.co/aqTBAJLEEE Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil.

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives. http://t.co/rmpxEBM627

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run. http://t.co/1J7tCMiSY6

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

how many calories are in a horse http://t.co/uib0rLT9Nm

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

http://t.co/u9KYhz5Qk9 Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

http://t.co/ahSYguZq How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

@fuerstenstube Nope, leider nicht, gehe ins BRONZE.

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Henning kommt wohl nie mehr hierher :(

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Mit welcher Art von Prinzip stehst du?... Zu geil Niki :D

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Ferien fast vorbei :(

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Werde mir ein iPad kaufen....

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

@ColinKastrup 'türlich, warum denn nicht

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Neue Lostfolge "Happily Ever After" war der absolute Oberknaller. Ach du Scheiße kann man da nur sagen. :D:D:D:D:D

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Heute bester Fernsehabend: Simpsons, Two and a half men, Scrubs...

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

@fuerstenstube Truck Stop?? :D

[Patrick Milne @Rickyy1995]

Verdienst auf'm Flohmarkt war ziemlich scheiße...
-> Tag versaut, müüüde -.-