Richie Nderitu

[Richie Nderitu @Rictastic_00]

@LauraLoomer Understandable coming from you shetani mzima

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you argued with your mom and you hear her telling your dad her version of the story (The only true thing in it is my name):

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When a homeless man tells you he has a master's degree in the career you're studying for

[Nesh˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚★ @NeshRelates]

*Why did you take so long in the shower*

Me in the shower:

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

“The atmosphere Israeli awkward” 😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i tell my parents a joke and it turns into a lecture

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[MLB @MLB]

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

[上善若水 @SR18666]

记载里一只走鹃平均每年累死五只郊狼🤣🤣🤣

[Owhiskey🇰🇪 @Owhiskey]

First in my bloodline to see biryani and Rongai in the same sentence

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Soureh 🟩☫🟥 @Soureh_design2]

Iranian TV host bursts into tears talking about Minabi parents who still go the cemetery every night and sleep there

One parent said my kids were afraid of dark, I'll go there to be with them at night so they don't feel afraid anymore

[Chemusar🇰🇪🇵🇹 @Chemusar7]

An avocado raised by both parents be like:

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Phryne Astynome @PAstynome]

I used to think China was hysterical and going too far when purging people over superstition but after seeing what conspiracy theorists have done to Western politics; I now consider China to be tame and think they need to go harder.

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

i watched every single major western news outlet deny the most obvious genocide in history

[Stanley Cohen @StanleyCohenLaw]

Got to admit it .... surrendering to Iran is the one and only smart thing moron has ever done.

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We are in the final stage of capitalism where global capital can’t expand or sustain past profits. It now consumes public institutions and key systems, sacrificing democracy, welfare, infrastructure, education, healthcare, and ecosystems for short-term gain.