Chris M.

Man working in a female dominated field, husband, parent to two children (cats, actually), likes death metal, cupcakes, cuddling, and long walks on the beach.

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

So I never use this thing other than to follow random celebrities/pro wrestlers/etc. #twitterisuseless

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

#dead

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

@trevor_0 sure is pal

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

Twatter exclusive - I'm moving back to #Alabama in a couple weeks... Don't tell anyone yet

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

I love it when people respond to my emails in a timely manner. #obvioussarcasmisobvious

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

Wow,, it's easy to get away with murder in this country... #toomanyidiotswithguns #conservatards

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

@pastorjoebob you need to bake for us when we move here... Those look great

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

Never leave a bottle of #bourbon unattended when I'm around...

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

All I want is to be a vet tech again...

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

EAT MORE PIZZA #fiorespizzaandgrinders #charleston #westashley

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

One thing I dislike about the veterinary field... Is that no matter where you go, everyone knows everyone. #hivemind

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

I hate applying for jobs/interviewing... #ijustwantagoddamnjob

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

@pastorjoebob good to be here!

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

Looks like Charleston has given up on me...oh well, too bad I gave up on her long ago. Ready to leave and never look back.

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

Now that I have twitter I guess I'm free to use blatant profanity without my wife getting on my case about it. #fuckreallife

[Chris M. @RiddenWithDz]

first tweet #whatthehellamiusingthisforagain