Rideshare Confidential

Overheard/Observed from real, live, passengers.

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

I need a place to live pref the valley pref low-budget by Sept 15 👏😁

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

Starting to drive off and on so get ready 4 tweets

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

HELP IM DOING LYFT AGAIN STILL😓 SONEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY IN MY CARRRRRR @lyft @AskLyft #comedycar #lolololyft

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

New job starts April 8. UNLIMITED LYFT TWEETS UNTIL THEN.

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

@BrentWeinbach I LOVED seeing you @#Squatmelt tonight. You're my favorite comedian in the world, and I used to watch Pound House back in Alaska during the darkest, loneliest, and isolated winters. That series gave me hope and laughs when I didn't see the sun for 3 months♥️

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

@howardkremer @MattBesser Missed you tonight @howardkremer ; hope you're ok. We love you and are here for you♥️

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

@EthanUllman LOVED you at squat. LETTUCE MEAT🤣🤣🤣

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

Also hi I am becoming a comedy talent manager! Comedy is my favorite thing in the world and I want to help my hilarious friends get comedy careers for the long term♥️
https://t.co/fRp0MbDm2J ♥️

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

I got a real job with a living wage so Lyft tweets will be fewer♥️.

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I cried on the phone twice today. AND I WORK AT A CALL CENTER!" @lyft @telemarketerusa

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I would love it if your license plate just said "Shart" hahahaha." SAME! @lyft

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I'm sorry to fill your car with my bad energy right now." ITS OK GURL THERE'S A CRYSTAL HANGIN ON MY REAR VIEW @lyft @crystalmethod

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

@dontrockwobble If you ever need to cry in a Lyft with a driver that's also crying, I am the perf driver for that

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

I declared that @BrodyismeFriend is my higher power today to a support group♥️ He's meets all the criteria!

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

Super thankful I parked in front of @DragonHerbs and walked inside! Their goji tea is delicious and they have lively tree chairs and a bunch cool of herb stuff 😍🌱

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I just got out of this @Tinder date and I don't know if the restaurant had a sulfur leak or if she was #farting the whole time." @lyft #goodluckwithdat

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I don't think I like my wife." WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME BRO, I JUST ASKED IF U WERE OK WITH @KPCC @NPR ON THE RADIO😥 @lyft @marriagetoday

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"HELL YEAH SOMEONE ELSE LISTENS TO AUDIBLE AT 250X I THOUGHT I WAS SO ALONE." @lyft @audible_com #YoureNotAlone

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"I cried in the Walking Dead attraction at Universal." "I JUST RAN THROUGH IT SCREAMING!" "I had nightmares for weeks after." #LyftShared #RideReview #1star @UniStudios @TheWalkingDead

[Rideshare Confidential @RideShareOhBoy]

"How have we not met?!? I've also lived in MA, AK, NM, WY, and CA!" B/c I'm not fleeing to avoid child support bro😥 #Lyft #WhamBamBabyMama ((@billKottkamp ))