Boring Millennial

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I’m From Michigan, Too,’ Says Man Hitting It Off With Locally Grown Lettuce https://t.co/rkQZRjpZwm

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Aliens Making First Contact Excitedly Ask To Meet Princess Di https://t.co/z1BJzlpiZI

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Birthday Post Way Too Sentimental For Friend To Not Be Dead https://t.co/D64y2aT7GL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Checking If Chicken Wings Got Hot Enough In Microwave Like First Responder Searching For Pulse https://t.co/q19E6JYBiv

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @LanaisLi]

D.L Hughley got the best take on this Kanye West, Kim K, and Pete Davidson situation.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

24 February 1943 | A French Jewish girl, Claudie Jeannine Zarachia, was born in Marseille.

She arrived at #Auschwitz on 23 May 1944 in a transport of 1,200 Jews deported from Drancy. She was murdered in a gas chamber together with 731 other people.

[Uncle Al @TheUncleAlShow]

It really do be like that tho

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[neon 🍁 @neon_heartbeat]

i am once again asking for Muppet's Pride and Prejudice with everyone played by Muppets except Mr. Darcy who is played completely straight by Adam Driver

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Town Hag Getting In Pretty Good Day Of Shaking Jangly Bell-Covered Stick While Pointing And Screaming ‘You Will Die!’ https://t.co/Hz47V1FYOn

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

I am losing my fucking mind

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY