Eazy A

Unkillable. Writer of EyeGore. I work for Critical Blast.

The internet had a good run. RIP.

[Eazy A @RiffRaffX97]

Context: they just released Ecstatica 1 and 2. I been buying more dos games lately for their extras packages or to pay for a game I like. Ecstatica is gonna have extras as well, impressive.

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Damn you SNEG! I just got Azrael's Tear.

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@PolyDepression I need these.

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

Ecstatica, the cult survival horror adventure game from 1994 has officially returned via a major digital restoration so it's time for a GIVEAWAY.

⚔️ Follow + Repost to win a Steam key

I'll be picking 3 winners tomorrow. Good luck peeps

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@MadamSavvy @TheQuartering I had one of his followers, this maga Mike guy or whoever crinigly gloat about winning season passes. Who cares that much about sports?

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The controls make me want to commit seppuku with how stiff they are. You will throw your controller. -1/10

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This game is ass and can rot in the depths of hell. The controls are way worse than Bubsy 3D. Fuck you Ocean. You lived way too long.

[Bad Game Hall of Fame @BadGameHOF]

'Cheesy' released on this day in 1996.

An oddball 2.5D platformer for the PS1 (originally intended for the Atari Jaguar), starring a stressed-out mouse with a gun for an arm. Released to negative reviews, mostly honing in on its poor controls and pesky perspective issues.

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If this was supposed to be a Jaguar game, this is one very ugly looking one. Very garish.

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@theWellRedMage The genesis had a Blood Red game over screen though.

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@theWellRedMage Too bad SNES didnt give us the red blood but the Purple Ooze is still awesome looking.

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@radioactivered It was a Japanese symbol.

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@radioactivered Before the nazis stole the sign, the sign was used as a sign of good luck.

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@Fenrirtheicewo1 Honestly now, me either. Poor execution.

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@CriticalBlast You should play the Addams Family on NES. Decent.

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@kryfton Might as well call it the M-Rated edition.

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@kryfton The whole game is uncensored in the beta.

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Jack and Tekka jump from platform to platform as G'alveli'us starts swinging from above using his own flesh as a web.

"You're too slow, you're going to have to get faster!" G'alveli'us taunts them as they start chasing after him.

Jack gets more angry as G'alveli'us taunts him.

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[Symmetry Presents]

Jack holds Kira in her arms as she suffers and dies from the sniper bullet, Jack holds her close in his arms as a bloodied and injured G'alveli'us starts to monologue.

"Your sweetheart bitch may have won so far, but this isn't the end of our story."

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The two slowly awake from their predicament.

Jack is devastated by the loss, but Tekka comforts him.

"This is our last chance. We have one chance to make things right. We have two of the three. We can find the third piece here and avenge them." Tekka says to Jack.