Rilee James

Writer, One-woman comedy duo, President of this twitter account.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@ericarhodes My most popular 30 seconds involves some questionable decisions at a cowboy bar in Wyoming lol. You're killing it as far as I'm concerned.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@ericarhodes I just saw your news segment that went viral! Fuck yeah man, super stoked to see you getting your flowers! ❤️

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Jeff Howard @jeffreyhoward33]

Hollywood rule — whenever anyone asks you anything just say yes. 85% chance they’ll flake anyway and you always get the credit.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

cut my wife into pieces this is my borat voice

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

If my online bios were honest pt.1

My heros are Conan Obrien and Roger from American Dad.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

Bye bye birdie?

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

These are all porn except one. That one's Twitter.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@alison__berg 7000 seems like bs. Talk to more than 1 shop on that

[David Wappel @davidwappel]

I like how crazy the hockey marketing has been this playoffs.

Other sports are like "Lebron vs Steph, showdown in the Golden State, this Saturday"

and hockey's like
"We're a weather system, you're a kitten. We're mortal enemies, prepare to be drowned."

[P.J. Marino @pjmarino1]

I want a movie starring Bill Hader directed by Jordan Peele, and a movie starring Jordan Peele directed by Bill Hader, then I want to watch it as a double feature.

[Shannon & Swift @shannonandswift]

We have been proud members of the WGA for 25 years. We have been able to have a long career in part because of residuals, which kept us afloat between jobs. We are on strike to help give newer writers the same chance. If you cannot picket, please RT if you want to show support!

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

Bombastic side eye

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

If I had a street corn vendor cart, I would call it hard poor corn.

[Jeff Howard @jeffreyhoward33]

I do these zooms to try and help writers still breaking in save some time and energy and pick up some advanced techniques that will hopefully help break their career faster. There’s a new schedule of zooms out, if you’d like to receive it, DM me.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@iamjlh watching the big conn - fucking wild. Incredible story telling! Wondering what the song is when they are talking about burning docs? Clip for reference.
https://t.co/ZtDimHU7HI

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@americanmegalo Yes please!

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

@Katiew552 Me: I'm working on a new script...
Every man in a 20 ft radius: You should do xyz, you should write xyz.
Me: it's about a female serial killer...
Them: cuz she's sexually attracted to murder!
😖

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

Pill then water or water then pill?

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

This is a wild text chain