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Maybe this town IS big enough for the two of us

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The world is about to change

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The Santa clause 2 is just Santa stepping into the machine from the Prestige

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Whimsy is such an accurate word. Like that shit is whimsy

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How it feels when you drop your airpods and they burst from the case

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[bbc_ace305 @Akiem_Collier]

@wokevideo These chairs getting out of hand man

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[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

On my watch, investment in manufacturing facilities contributed more to economic growth than it has in 40 years.

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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her

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Wedding where when the guests clink the glasses, the bride and groom must engage in combat

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@woops253 You son of a bitch

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I had a dream that I worked at a jail and we were booking a mouse and then the computer started flashing and the guy I was working with said “looks like we’re rat capacity” and I woke up with tears in my eyes

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No absolutely not get out of here you little fuck

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What’s the right size spoon?

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I am the danger

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You're telling me Brussels owns these sprouts??

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Today's a good day to sing songs about dismantling the establishment

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Feeling hungry for a pie on a windowsill 😩

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What kind of a name is Tucker? You gonna tuck me in bed huh? Huh???

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@woops253

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@Ed__McLaughlin Ohhimark

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Same soup, different jour