Riley Hurst

i know all of the lyrics to ur favorite rap song

[elle @itselleokay]

i wasn’t put on earth to look for parking

[Riley Hurst @RileyAnneHurst]

@GoForTheB_Man @RespectfulMemes I can’t say no

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy

[justin @farringt0n]

dying would be so embarrassing imagine someone examining your body

[chuuch @ch000ch]

i'm starting an EveryoneExceptFans account. it's a lot like OnlyFans except everyone will receive my nudes until they pay me to stop

[gogo @margo_go_go_]

I choose to believe no one can see through the windows in my apartment

[Jhamil @Jahhhhhhhhhhh_]

@justcallmenever

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

me: [watching an horror movie] this is scary
me: [having thoughts] ok this is worse

[Natalie 𓆉 @natalien1012]

When you do laundry, are you bothered by the fact that all your clothes are clean except the ones you’re wearing or are you normal?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Bank Account Me 24/7

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall