Riley Brist

2015 IM Wiffle Ball MVP

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I say I like coffee, but what I really mean is I like creamer and enough sugar to bake a cake, in a coffee cup

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At this point it’s not about how many coffees I’ve had it’s about how many more I didn’t have and that’s what matters

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everyone who went through highschool and didn’t “try” but still did very well, ABSOLUTELY struggled in college their first two years and no one can argue with me on this

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@3AsProductions Apparel and clothing. We already filed with the Secretary of State etc. we don’t plan on doing any of those things, just clothing.

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@3AsProductions Hey man odd question. It won’t let me dm you so this is all I got. Me and my brother are starting a company and we over looked Twitter when vetting names not knowing 3AsProductions is already taken on here. Anyway we could get the tag from you? Appreciate your time reading this!

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@DanBilzerian “Because I Can”

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@mattvonsprecken This is a good idea

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Does anyone else’s parents give them food to take home like a reward for seeing them or is that just me?

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@mattvonsprecken Nah bro they have it right

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I be sleeping from 8-10. No I mean like 8am to 10pm

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Does anyone else want to just constantly eat now or is that just a side effect of the Rona virus?

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Never thought I’d contemplate trying to squat my dinning room table but here we are

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@suckmyverga Ez

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Mom told me to go get some non-perishables just in case so I bought 5 frozen pizzas

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@EricMetcalf2 The fact I even have to think of an alternate whipping solution is sad

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I only have 3 rolls of toilet paper left in my house and I’m really hoping this Coronavirus shit gets under wraps soon because weirdos are hoarding that shit and I really don’t want to wipe my ass with paper towels

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@Emilycarlson42 Because everyone loves when people do this

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@mattvonsprecken This is the early morning energy I’m about

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@masonjbaker13 Yessir I’ll call you in a minute pops

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Ever stopped at a stop sign and wondered why this red light is taking so long to turn green?

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When you’re having a rough day as is and you get that Apple Watch notification telling you to breath is a different type of pushing me over the edge