Riley

He / Him / Ham

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Andrew__Vogel @Rikjavic I'll bring a case of pokemon cards and everyone will leave

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic (I'm sorry) You need to get over the fact that I am friends with Morgan Freeman

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@courteneyjill @EWags1015 Getting my FHSA released by the closing date because all of my hired goons forgot about the Monday holiday

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic What if all smoking is allowed, but the pilot depressurizes the cabin and rolls a window down every 20-30 mins for fresh air

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic I'm with Jim on this one. Flying is too boring rn

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

Day 1 of playing this 24/7 to get it to the top of my Spotify Wrapped

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

Can't believe i just caught the Mike Tyson booty extravaganza live

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic Why is there no option to delete other people's tweets

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic https://t.co/3Gv9D3RSF0 then just ask a bunch of kids

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic If only there was an easier way

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Rikjavic OK FINE THEN DO 360 BANGS

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

I've worked almost 3 full weeks at the jail without anyone showing me what to do so far. If you see on the news that crime is spiking, I unfortunately am the reason why.

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@Andrew__Vogel This city has 19 thousand cats needing homes apparently

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

The PG pets facebook page is so fucking unhinged compared to the Kamloops one

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

@courteneyjill @Rikjavic @Andrew__Vogel I have to turn off Snap location since we know Rikki checks it

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

My parents live in an area called Live, Laugh, Loveourhood

[Riley @RileyHatePage]

A 5 ton truck was not enough space for my junk lmao

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

You have 1 month to commit gay crime

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Another Easter down and still no Christ showing up. What the fuck am I even baking this ham for anymore.