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[GeoffinLincoln @GeoffinLincoln]

Me: The NFL playoffs are on Peacock?! I’m not paying for that.

Wife: We already have it.

Me:

[Riley @RileyKies]

Life doesn’t get much better than getting engaged during Diamond in my Pocket!!!!! @codyjohnson @smotherman1

[Riley @RileyKies]

Never forget how truly short & fragile life is; tell your people you love them!!!!

[Riley @RileyKies]

@TommyFleetwood1 @TaylorMadeGolf @zackatack24 @MaxFredrich @BrodyBouras @AGRU414

[Riley @RileyKies]

David Attenborough is a world treasure

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGRU414 Just keeps getting worse 😭

[Riley @RileyKies]

2020 election theme: BOOZE

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[Riley @RileyKies]

@Elijah_Powell11 Omg we need them

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

introverts in 2020

[Riley @RileyKies]

@reedgilbert11 @AGRU414 @zackatack24 I’ve never met someone with more loves of their lives than @AGRU414

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGRU414 You’re not lying

[Riley @RileyKies]

I’m not even hungry, I just like the taste of food so so so much

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

🗣BYE BYE LI’L SEBASTIAN https://t.co/GQ27tETwZv

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGruett32 You lie like a rug, did you even put 5 pieces together? I think not! 🤪

[Riley @RileyKies]

Pirates of the Caribbean is a top 5 movie don’t @ me

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGruett32 What about the one in the shed

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGruett32 Poser

[Riley @RileyKies]

@AGruett32 You can’t ask for an above average golf partner when you’re not an above average golf player yourself :/