Irarimam

[Ugwu Samuel 👨🏼‍💻 @Psalmwrite]

Instead of preparing for their Fenerbahce game. They spent 72 hours crying over 1 shot on target.

[James B @JamesB_afc]

“I like Saliba”

“What about Colwill?”

“I really like Konsa”

😭

[Stan 001 @leysius]

Fact that we are still voting inside puff puff bucket in 2026 is so crazy.

[amina @aminaisblue]

“lesser evil” “greater evil”
THIS MANS WIFE TOLD US TO GO AND FRY AKARA!!!!

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Only a fool sees Loan as an achievement.

You are a foolish person sir

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Brother, your entire backline came from premier league 😭😭😭

[Ms•Deee @deeeeoflagos]

URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL

I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.

On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.

The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.

Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.

I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.

Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670

Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾

[🔥 🍫 @Odiknacker1_]

Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount

I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales
If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me

They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

this is the peak of peak fooling in afrobeats history😭😭✌🏾

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Penis is not life experience. Please go and sit down.

[T. Rânkïn' PiṣTola! @AfroVII]

They're all still in uni???

[Patrick Mukasa @pmukasaofficial]

Members of Parliament after an election.

[The Arsenal Attorney @KNGDM_Prince]

Gvardiol’s fee alone is in the same ballpark as what Arsenal paid for Gabriel, Saliba, and Timber combined

[Daniel! @6ft6ix]

I work in one of the biggest Law firms in Scotland.
I get on the Bus with the elected Managing Chairman every evening, sometimes the man dey trek go house..

Public Transport shouldn’t be a sign on poverty, I don’t blame you, I blame the system!!

[Him Hardaway @uhvawntay]

They gotta start giving the refs tazers for Draymond

[Roli Tshindane @RoliTshindane]

This is why I wanted an Arsenal win at Anfield so bad man. The headloss has genuinely been the greatest I've ever seen😭

They hate us more than a team who literally cheated them out of titles😂can't think of a more pathetic set of fans in any team sport than Liverpool fans

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

In Nigeria, a 26 year old woman, Mary Habila was found naked and dead on the floor of the Minister of works @DaveUmahi house.

No investigations happened and he said the President told him to “carry on.”

[Arhmeed @Arhmeed_]

Congratulations 🎉

But this boy no do you anything nau💔

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Wetin 19 years old girl don see apart from different preeq? God punish all of una

[✘ @namebrite]

n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.