Ringpull FC

Ringpull FC. Berlin Wall, est. 2019. Chuck in hefties with no consequences. A statue plays for us. Partnered with UNICEF and make-a-wish.

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All the boys when Manager Atkinson clatters any opposing player with a crisp 50/50:

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I don’t care, PAUL DUMMETT!

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BREAKING: We would like to comfirm speculation that a late deadline day swoop has been made for the make-a-wish man himself. Management have decided that he will play a vital role in the match day squad; as he is driving midfielder Pill Skopje to the game. #RPFC

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Tonight Ringpull face off against PG CPR also known as Plastic Gimps CPR. The lineup changes drastically tonight. A goalkeeper debut from spice boy Thorpe. Kieren the captain and Ramos lining up at the back. 1/4 #RPFC

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The COVID warriors have reported noises of sexual frustration being let out after Jacob has been left blue balled by every female but one. 4/4 #RPFC

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An impressive attacking partnership of Pill Skopje and Marcus de Bricklayer has been selected. Due to the demands of the Bob’s equality board, Make-a-Wish is regrettably given a spot on the Ringpull bench. #RPFC

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WE’RE BACK (properly): After a week in limbo, the lads return to action against a previous nemesis, Sick Note - a high flyer from last season. Kick-off is 6:40. #RPFC

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The Unicef Man has agreed to do a shift in goal, with a makeshift Berlin Wall in front of him - Chief-scout Franchi and Byren the Plough are in defence. Manager Atkinson is in the voldemort role after boasting of his immense abilities with the ball at his feet. #RPFC

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Ramos and Messi may be available. If all else fails the club will look towards Unicef Man, Ant Hardy, to hopelessly attempt to unite the midfield - the charity shop prospect has offered his services after a long spell on the leash. 3/3 #RPFC

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WE’RE BACK: Ringpull return to action after a gruelling 5 month absence. The lads will start the campaign with a playoff game in order to allocate them a division. 1/3 #RPFC

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The familiar faces of Manager Atkinssson, Chief-scout Franchi, Statue Mullen, Pill Skopje, Make-a-wish, Stevo FC will make a return. There are rumours of a return from retirement for Sphinxy Catmeron and Bambi Bowmaker. 2/3 #RPFC

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Chief-scout Franchi: "Pubs opening but still no contact from Dicky-boy Richard-Craig or his cockney colleague? I've been dieing to bottle some 50/50s with Stuart Little!" #UTRP

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THROWBACK: Manager Atkinson celebrates a five-nil victory against Wheely Shite on a cold, rainy night at the Estadio de Burnside. We'll be back in action before you know it... #UTRP

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MISSED ONE.
Lanky George: Camera saves. Seems to rise to the occasion when the ball is going ten yards wide, with some spectacular saves. However, a ball going towards the goal often rustles in the corner as young George "didnt expect them to shoot from there". Ridiculous words.

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THREAD: As I'm very bored I'm going to go through every single Ringpull player and give them their best attribute. As always, unbiased😊

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Stay safe everyone, especially Dicky boy Richard Craig - who has found himself in a new role as the UK's chief medical officer. Get well soon Richard! #RPFC