I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.
yeah i know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers
Leon is such a funny character in Resident Evil. He'll stumble into a room with dead bodies and carrion everywhere, and his initial reaction is to say something like "looks like somebody had an early lunch today."