Phoenix | Michael

I forgot I had this

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Remember when Robbie Keane's little lad decided to sack off mascot duty and score a goal instead?

[Phoenix | Michael @RiosPhoenix]

Why does the test dummy from Kung Pow Enter the Fist look so much like @AM34

#leafsnation

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

We need a new trading partner.

This country is the one 👇

[People's Party of Canada @peoplespca]

Close the border and send them back.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

The first people whose jobs should be entirely replaced by machines.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

First goal ✅
First celebration ✅

#Qatar2022 is well underway!

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

“I worry the government is going to do to agriculture what it’s done to the oil and gas sector, but with agriculture, there’s a human penalty that will be paid for with lives,” Mr. Andjelic says. Read the full story here: https://t.co/2u3pFeoBr5

[Delish @Delish]

A Tennessee interstate was drowned in Alfredo sauce earlier this week when a tractor trailer hit a retaining wall, flinging cases of Alfredo sauce across several lanes of traffic. https://t.co/1N56y4K0JF

[Staples Canada @StaplesCanada]

Don't worry everyone, we take care of our fellow Canadians! 🇨🇦

We're in touch with Jeremy to send him a Staples care package ✅

[Phoenix | Michael @RiosPhoenix]

@BigJigglyPanda

[Phoenix | Michael @RiosPhoenix]

I recently moved to Alberta. Anyone know what gas prices are like back in Ontario?

#GasPrice #Ontario #canpoli

[Phoenix | Michael @RiosPhoenix]

This some good shit @sauceddie

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

I’ve kind of overlooked the Trudeau government’s latest project to regulate YouTube, Bill C-11. It’s exactly as bad as their previous bill (that never passed), Bill C-10. I hope more Canadian creators speak up against it this time. I definitely will.

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

Ouch, here's a tweet from me that has not aged well.

[Mislav Kolakusic MEP 🇭🇷🇪🇺 @mislavkolakusic]

PM Trudeau, in recent months, under your quasi-liberal boot, Canada 🇨🇦 has become a symbol of civil rights violations. The methods we have witnessed may be liberal to you, but to many citizens around the🌎it seemed like a dictatorship of the worst kind.

[Scott Moe @PremierScottMoe]

The time has come for the United States to buy sustainable energy from a reliable friend, neighbour and trading partner – Canada.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Вы согласны на этот бой? @KremlinRussia_E

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat

Stakes are Україна

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

Hello there.