@OpenreachHelp hi, your engineer has come to install wifi for us twice and refused to enter both times - it's been a month and a half since we bought our wifi- what can you do to fix this?
@idlesband I dreamt last night that I saw the lot of you at a gig but we were on the opposite sides of a window, I beckoned you over and opened the window a crack
I whispered "I like your music" and quickly closed the window blushing and giggling 🙂
(3/2) @thechatsband
it is my belief that this is a reference to the trailer park boys episode where J-Roc is caught having a wank and then proceeds to perform a rap in which he says:
"If it could happen to me it could happen to you"
Please can you confirm this to be the case?
(2/2) @thechatsband at one point the lyrics state that our protagonist has been caught at home having a wank, the following lyrics then follow:
"I'm out of ideas on what to do, if it could happen to me, it could happen to you"
(1/2) @thechatsband dear the chats, I have been in a fierce 6 month debate with my friends over the lyrics in your song 'Identity Theft'.
I am hoping you can finally put an end to this madness by answering my extremely pressing question
I could take #TheQueen being a paedophile enabler, but this takes the bloody biscuit!
Always knew she was Barry BREXIT through and through, only a matter of time until she changes knighthoods to Nigehoods
@jeremycorbyn stop watching the cricket world cup and get back to running the bloody country you lay about!
And while your at it, fix the bloody lift operator's union - disgraceful how the hardest workers in society get shafted by the man 😡
#cricket#UnionStrong#Labour
To the man who injured #Adrian, I'm so angry i feel like swearing!
I may be 82 or 83 years old but should you have slid in on me from behind after I had made the winning save at the european supercup, injuring me in the process; I would have given you a ruddy piece of my mind 😡
Say what you will about this prince Andrew fiasco, at least the royals bring a higher level of class and sophistication to human trafficking and paedophilia - and not before time!
God save the queen!
#Epstein#godsavethequeen#PaedophilePrince