RealTalk503

Keeping it real in ripcity.

[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
The Cavaliers flattened the Raptors worse then LeBron James flattened the ball he dunked last night.
#jaymohrsports

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@jaymohr37
Mr. T. has so much Jewelry that even Rappers from the 80's say he has too much!
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
What's the matter Jay Mohr? My tweets aint your kind of tweets?
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@jaymohr37
What's the matter Ben Simmons? The Philidelphia 76ers aint your kind of team?
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@jaymohr37
And right now Ben Simmons doesn't want to get drafted #1.
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37 Don't worry. The sixers will pick a player that breaks his leg in the preseason and misses the entire season.
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37 I won't quit tweeting until I become the Twitter Hat Trick Winner so I can see Jay Mohr when he comes to Portland.
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@jaymohr37
Carnac - Jerry Jones, Michael Jackson, and Steven Adams
Answer - 3 guys that like quick little monkeys.
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
LeBron James dunked the ball so hard that it flattened like a a pancake. So Charles Barkley and Shaq ate it.
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@jaymohr37
LeBron James dunked the ball so hard that it flattened like a a pancake so Oliver Miller ate it.
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@jaymohr37
Carnac - Jerry Jones, Michael Jackson, and Tarzan
Answer - 3 guys that like quick little monkeys.
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@jaymohr37 @KingJames
Lebron James is so strong that MR T. from Rocky couldn't even beat him up!
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@ripcitymornings Maybe Terry Stotts wife wanted him to get a better contract. That's why he didn't say she is happy.

[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
Caruso - It looks like the Blazers "Stott" Terry was the coach for them.
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37 Hey J.J. "The Real Coach Of The Year" Terry Stotts signed a 3 year contract extension with the Trail Blazers!
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@jaymohr37
Steven Adams isn't a racist and neither am I!
Signed,
John Rocker
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
I also like quick little monkeys. You should come see them.
Signed,
Jerry Jones
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
I also like quick little monkeys!
Sincerely,
Spritle from Speed Racer
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[RealTalk503 @RipCity77]

@jaymohr37
Carnac - Jerry Jones, Michael Jackson, and Tarzan
Answer - 3 guys that like quick little monkeys.
#jaymohrsports

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@jaymohr37
And right now the Warriors have some bruised egos!
#jaymohrsports